Tall Tales

Last night I returned home from a long day at work. When I walked in the door I saw Kacee cleaning the kitchen with steam coming out of her ears! Of course I automatically asked what did the witch do this time? After calming her down she told me that she was organizing her room and when she got to her coats she noticed that her favorite WHITE coat was dirty and had a ski pass on the zipper. Her confrontation with the witch went something like this:
Kacee: What is Soldier Hollow? (coat hidden from the witch’s view)
WW: Oh its just this place where you can go tubing.
Kacee: Oh have I been there?
WW: No you didn’t go with us when we went.
Kacee: Hmm.. why did you take my coat?
WW: I didn’t
Kacee: Yes you did
WW: KACEE!! I didn’t take your coat!!!
Kacee: Yes you did! You left the sticker on the zipper! ( holds up the evidence)
WW: Oh yeah… well you said I could borrow it.
Kacee: I did not, I wouldn’t take my white coat tubing because it would get dirty. So I would NEVER let you borrow it.
WW: Yes you did. You have let me borrow it like 5 times

I am sure a few more choice words were exchanged. A word of advice for all of the pathological liars out there. Keeps your lies straight, get rid of the evidence, and don’t tell on yourself! Not only did the witch get caught for her stupidity (come on.. seriously?? Why would you leave the sticker on dum dum) but she also told on herself! She has “borrowed” Kacee’s coat at least 5 times. The witch better cross off government spy as one of her career paths. She would get eaten alive… hmm maybe we should encourage that…

Marley
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