Here we go...

Dear Momma,

I am almost positive you are going to be my only reader, so thank you for stopping by. In case some random passerby decides to stop in, here is the 4-1-1. I am a mid-twenties female who decided that I needed a little adventure in my life. I hopped in my little car and moved myself to Provo Ut (Happy Valley as most people like to call it, Yes I am husband hunting beware). As luck would have it I was placed in an apartment with the most unusual girl I have ever met. I like to refer to her as the Wicked Witch from Washington, WW for short. She is obviously from Washington.. I am not sure what they put in their water up there but this girl is messed up in the head. The "encounters" that we have blow my mind and it would be unfair of me not to share her craziness with the world (Or just my Mom). My blog is not for people who are easily offended so if you find yourself wanting to give me a piece of your mind please 1- Stop reading my blog :) 2- Go suck rocks (sorry Mom). WW and I live with 2 other girls. My cousin, we will call her Kacee, and our other roommate umm I guess we can call her.. Heidi. You can call me Marley.. I am not even close to being as cool as Bob but I love his name. I don’t think anyone can be as cool as Bob without the help of some Herb, pot, grass, skunk, boom (yes I googled slang words for marijuana). I have never tried marijuana but if it makes you feel as good as the happy gas at the dentist then no wonder everyone is so nice in Bermuda!

Love Marley
XOXOXO

P.S. WARNING: I have awful grammer but I won’t apologize for being dumb so deal with it.