Benadryl Bandit

The Benadryl saga continues.. When I got off work I received an annoying text from the Wicked Witch. She said remember to pick up some allergy medicine for Shannon (the girl that gave me the life saving Benadryl) on your way home and it was complete with a smiley at the end. Now you may be thinking to yourself that I am over reacting and that it doesn’t seem like such an unreasonable request. Well listen up.. there was a tone in that text, a tone that I did not appreciate even a little. WW tends to like to control situations and boss us around. I had every intention of buying Shannon a whole new bottle (even though I only used 2 disgusting tablespoons) and in my head I had it all planned out.. I was going to be one of those really sweet girls that writes a super nice thank you card and everything. The Relief Society president would have been proud! I had plans last night though so I didn’t have time to give her the proper thank you she deserved. I wrote WW back told her no and that I would buy her a bottle later. When I got home Shannon had Adam text me and basically demanded that I return her bottle. Well sheesh people! It hadn’t even been a full 24 hours and WW had told Shannon that I was planning on buying her a new bottle! Seriously?? Cant I have like a 48 hour window to thank you the Relief Society way? I don’t have this desire often, thanks for ruining it for me. I promise I am not trying to STEAL your medicine. I went to the store and the only liquid form of Benadryl that they had was for Children. Kacee told me that it was the same bottle that Shannon had given me so I bought it for her. I looked on Shannon’s bottle and it didn’t say children anywhere but I took them both to her anyway. Later I thought hmm I wonder if she will think that buying her children’s medicine means I think she is a child. Waahh ha ha its genius!! Even though the idea didn’t come to me until after I gave her the medicine I am sending her this message.. act like a child and I will treat you like a child by giving you children’s Benadryl (but thanks for being a good Samaritan and giving it to me in my time of need) After that we had a birthday party to go to. It was at a tumbling gym and it was actually really fun. They had trampolines, mats, a big foam pit to do tricks into and those big sumo suits. WW decided to do a trick into the pit and she gracefully ran down the mat, jumped on the tramp and went through a hole and down into the pit she went. The problem with the pit is once you land in there the foam sucks you in so it’s hard to get out. I was standing right above it when WW jumped in and I tell you what the view I had of her stuck in the foam was priceless. Her legs were up in the air and her head was kinked to the side and she couldn’t move. All she could do was look helplessly up at me and ask for help. It was so funny I actually peed my pants a little bit.. lets keep that between us though. Some of the other girls (who are obviously a lot nicer than me) took pity on WW and they put together a search and rescue mission phewww.. Lucky for Kacee WW agreed to get in the sumo suits and have a little battle. Of course Kacee was throwing her around like a limp noodle and it was hilarious. One of the guys that went with us fought Kacee in the suits too and it was an even match. How embarrassing for him right? After the tumbling gym we went back to an apartment for a little dance party. There is a boy that went with us named Justin and I thought it would be a good idea to talk WW into going up to him and just start shaking it. After a few minutes of convincing her and 4 dollars later WW went up to him and started to dance with him. It was super funny because even after I paid her she kept going back to him and would dance in front of him all seductively (or what she considers to be seductive yikes!) Justin owes me big time.. Maybe I will make him buy me some Benadryl to make it up to me. Then I wont have to steal Stingy Shannon's.

Marley
XOXOXO

My Hero

Last night I started to feel a little itchy and I thought maybe I was allergic to my new lotion. It was bugging me so I decided I wanted to look for some Benadryl. I didn’t have any and neither did Kacee. Heidi wasn’t home and I don’t have her number.. I was left with one option the WW. I texted her and asked her if she had any and to my surprise she told me that she did. She said she was on her way home and she would get it for me. The next thing I know WW came into my room with two different kinds of allergy medicine. I was confused and when I asked why she had two she told me that she realized she didn’t have any so she asked around for some and that was what she found. At this point I was thinking ok.. maybe she just ran into a couple of people and asked if they happened to have any Benadryl. All of the sudden I hear my really good friend Adam out in the front room. He kept telling me to go out there. I went out there and I could tell he was baffled that I appeared to be just fine. He told me that WW ran to all the boys apartments in a panic yelling my roommate is having an allergic reaction!!! Does anyone have any Benadryl???!!! This sweet little girl in my ward ran as fast as she could to her apartment to get the Benadryl to save my life. WW got it to me just in time.. if she had been a minute later I don’t know what would have happened!! My slightly irritating itching may have turned into a full blown scratch attack.. I could have possibly even drawn blood…gross.. I am glad that I provided her with an opportunity to get attention at my expense.. your welcome witch.

Marley
XOXOXO

Cat Fight!

Once upon a time there were 3 roommates who decided to go to their ward talent show. When they got there Princess Marley sat down next to her friend Jason. On the other side of Princess Marley the Wicked Witch of Washington plopped down and next to her sat Princess Kacee All during the show WW kept yelling annoying things and had everyone around her annoyed. Jason decided to pester WW and he kept saying things to get under her skin (giggle giggle) at one point WW punched Jason and Princess Marley said hey now stop that. WW was not happy about that so she told Princess Marley that she would punch her too and she attempted to punch her in the arm. She is a slow poke of course so Princess Marley easily blocked her fist and pushed it back. Right then WW grabbed her finger and started to bend it. Well there was only one thing that Marley could do! Her finger was being tortured and luckily there happened to be a strand of hair right in reach so she yanked! This made WW really mad and she told Marley that she was going to rip her hair out. Marley ignored her and tried to watch the show. A little while later Jason made another comment to WW and that caused her to flip him off (in a church mind you). Princess Kacee got involved and told WW to knock it off. The two of them got into a little bit of an argument so Marley leaned forward and told Kacee to just ignore her and stop talking to her. Well this made WW more upset.. She turned to Kacee and said I am going to rip her hair out. Kacee calmly said no you won’t or I will take you down. WW actually slapped Kacee in the arm so Kacee slapped her right back. It was a magical night. There is never a dull moment living with the Wicked Witch of Washington. Now princess Marley had a serious problem. WW was under the impression that she was stronger than Marley. This just won’t do Marley thought to herself. Just because Marley is a lot smaller than WW does NOT mean that WW can overpower her (or rip her hair out). The next day when tempers had settled and the apartment was in a playful mood, Marley took the opportunity to prove her strength. She Put WW in a headlock and held her there for a good 5 min. Even though this “fight” was in jest, WW definitely got the underlying message. DON’T MESS WITH MARLEY!

Marley
XOXOXO

Here we go...

Dear Momma,

I am almost positive you are going to be my only reader, so thank you for stopping by. In case some random passerby decides to stop in, here is the 4-1-1. I am a mid-twenties female who decided that I needed a little adventure in my life. I hopped in my little car and moved myself to Provo Ut (Happy Valley as most people like to call it, Yes I am husband hunting beware). As luck would have it I was placed in an apartment with the most unusual girl I have ever met. I like to refer to her as the Wicked Witch from Washington, WW for short. She is obviously from Washington.. I am not sure what they put in their water up there but this girl is messed up in the head. The "encounters" that we have blow my mind and it would be unfair of me not to share her craziness with the world (Or just my Mom). My blog is not for people who are easily offended so if you find yourself wanting to give me a piece of your mind please 1- Stop reading my blog :) 2- Go suck rocks (sorry Mom). WW and I live with 2 other girls. My cousin, we will call her Kacee, and our other roommate umm I guess we can call her.. Heidi. You can call me Marley.. I am not even close to being as cool as Bob but I love his name. I don’t think anyone can be as cool as Bob without the help of some Herb, pot, grass, skunk, boom (yes I googled slang words for marijuana). I have never tried marijuana but if it makes you feel as good as the happy gas at the dentist then no wonder everyone is so nice in Bermuda!

Love Marley
XOXOXO

P.S. WARNING: I have awful grammer but I won’t apologize for being dumb so deal with it.