Pushing Buttons

Have you ever seen the TV show called Snapped? It’s about women who snapped and committed murder. We had our own version of this show in our apartment. Kacee and the Witch both snapped and lost control. There was no murder but I am sure at least one of them considered it. When you live with the Witch she finds out what your buttons are and instead of pushing them she just holds them down until you freak out. Kacee is really one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She is the type of person that would give you the shirt off of her back. That just shows you what living with the Wicked Witch of Washington can do to even the best of us… The Witch made a cake and left the pan and half eaten cake on the stove for a couple of weeks. When Kacee nicely asked her to clean up her mess WW just ignored her and wouldn’t do it because of her pride. Kacee finally decided that she would take matters into her own hands and put the pan in the sink and left it there to give witch the hint to clean it. When the witch saw this she took the pan out of the sink put tin foil over it and left it on the stove again. Kacee took the pan put it in the sink again and smashed up the leftover dried cake. WW was the first to snap. She yelled at Kacee like she has never yelled before! Dropping F bombs… eyes bulging… fists clenching! Her attack only fired Kacee up and she yelled back! This fight went on for the rest of the night both going out of their way to annoy the other. At one point the Witch kicked open Kacee’s bedroom door putting a hole in the wall from the door knob. This was the final fight of the evening.. Kacee marched into the Witch’s room and told her that her behavior needs to stop and suggested (kindly I’m sure, wink wink) she go back to Washington. It appeared that the Witch was going to take Kacee’s advice and she spent the whole evening boxing up her room. Poor Kacee got caught up in the moment and was extremely excited, she had a look of triumph in her eyes. That is until…. I reminded her of the Witch’s pattern. I knew that she was boxing up her room for attention and that she had no intention of actually moving out. Sometimes it sucks always being right :) because the Witch is staying…
Marley
XOXOXO

Almost Kidnapped!!!! Sort of... well kind of... actually not at all...

The Witch dodged another bullet the other day. Bad luck just follows that poor dear. It really is too bad because she hates having attention on her. She was driving home from work and noticed that there was a car behind her, this car followed her to our apartment complex. As I am sure you can imagine her mind immediately sensed danger. Even though there are hundreds of people that live in our complex, what are the odds that one of those people would be on the same very busy road that leads to our parking lot?? Slim to .. uh.. none right? Or something like that… Later that night WW heard the bushes outside her window rustling. The bike rack is also right there which normally would have explained the noise. However, hearing the bushes rustle and considering that she was basically stalked on her way home from work, it was time to take action! So she did what any normal person would do… she called the cops and then announced to the facebook world that she was almost kidnapped. Even though it was a waste of time and tax payers money to have cops sent out to our apartment we are all breathing a sigh of relief that the sweet Witch is tucked safely in her bed probably having nightmares about all of the attention she received.

Marley
XOXOXO