Kacee: The Bully

Kacee really has gone too far. I am planning on sitting her down and having an intervention. She needs to stop picking on the witch. She was rude when she confronted the witch for stealing her coat and then lying about it, but her latest behavior is crossing the line. Before I get to what Kacee did I am going to share a little bit of history. WW went out with a guy named Stuart a couple of times. He was very sweet to her and treated her better than she deserved. The witch did not appreciate him and often made fun of him and his actions. You can all imagine my surprise when out of the blue WW changed her facebook status to in a relationship. As you all know it doesn’t get more serious than a facebook commitment. I was filled with sorrow the next day when I discovered that her status was once again changed, to single… After I got over the shock of the breakup, I was angry and afraid. If WW’s relationship (that was clearly meant to be from the start) only lasted for one day, what did that mean for me? Will I ever find happiness? I needed answers, I needed to know what went wrong. The universe was looking out for me because I didn’t have to dig too deep to discover what (or in this case who) was responsible for the breakup. All this time I was sharing a room with the enemy and I had no idea (shiver). Kacee, or as I like to call her-The Bully, and I went to a friend’s apartment to watch the Jazz game. It just so happens Stuart lives with our friend. At first we didn’t notice the odd looks that Stuart kept shooting towards Kacee, but after several uncomfortable eye-locking exchanges Kacee finally asked him what was wrong. Stuart then explained that The Witch broke up with him because Kacee told her that she didn’t like Stuart and that WW could do a lot better than him. I was crushed. How could Kacee do this? What else does she do? Push small children down steep sets of stairs? Step on poor defenseless puppies? Who is this monster? Even though Kacee claimed that she told WW the opposite (that she really likes Stuart and that WW should date him) and even though right then and there she and Stuart both texted WW and caught her in a lie, I am still unsure of who I can trust. Whats next Kace? You going to steal my diet coke too? You would…

Marley
XOXOXO

Tall Tales

Last night I returned home from a long day at work. When I walked in the door I saw Kacee cleaning the kitchen with steam coming out of her ears! Of course I automatically asked what did the witch do this time? After calming her down she told me that she was organizing her room and when she got to her coats she noticed that her favorite WHITE coat was dirty and had a ski pass on the zipper. Her confrontation with the witch went something like this:
Kacee: What is Soldier Hollow? (coat hidden from the witch’s view)
WW: Oh its just this place where you can go tubing.
Kacee: Oh have I been there?
WW: No you didn’t go with us when we went.
Kacee: Hmm.. why did you take my coat?
WW: I didn’t
Kacee: Yes you did
WW: KACEE!! I didn’t take your coat!!!
Kacee: Yes you did! You left the sticker on the zipper! ( holds up the evidence)
WW: Oh yeah… well you said I could borrow it.
Kacee: I did not, I wouldn’t take my white coat tubing because it would get dirty. So I would NEVER let you borrow it.
WW: Yes you did. You have let me borrow it like 5 times

I am sure a few more choice words were exchanged. A word of advice for all of the pathological liars out there. Keeps your lies straight, get rid of the evidence, and don’t tell on yourself! Not only did the witch get caught for her stupidity (come on.. seriously?? Why would you leave the sticker on dum dum) but she also told on herself! She has “borrowed” Kacee’s coat at least 5 times. The witch better cross off government spy as one of her career paths. She would get eaten alive… hmm maybe we should encourage that…

Marley
XOXOXO